I hate my name. Like, actually, hate it. I mean who
in their right minds names their child ‘Freyja’? LIKE WHY?! And to make it
worse, my last name is Perriment. Everyone calls me peppermint instead. I suppose my middle name, Grace, is alright
but still…
Well, if I could change my name to anything it would
be *drum roll please* HORATIO FINKLESTEIN! Why, you might ask? Well, ‘Finklestein’
is the last name my friends and I came up in an English class – we had to come
up with an explorer, their name, draw them and a background story. Ours was
called Jessica Finklestein and she had a sloth hybrid hand from where she fell
over in a dangerous jungle and the toxins in the air caused her wounded hand to
mutate into a kind of fury claw thingy. So yes, that name shall always be embedded
into my memory. The Horatio part? Nope, I got nothing. It means timekeeper but
yeah. I just like the way it rolls off the tongue; say it with me, folks!
Horatio! It sounds funny in a posh accent Teehee.
Okay I need help.
Anyway, that is what I would change my name to –
Horatio Finklestein. So what would you guys change your name to? Feel free to
comment ;)
HASTA LA VISTA!
Albert Squiddledink
ReplyDelete:O That's an awesome name!
DeleteYou came up with it on the bus!
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